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What movies have not aged well?

08.06.2025 17:27

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What was the worst spanking you got growing up?

-All the bad guys are black.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Diamonds Are Forever

How can I stop drinking?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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Moonraker

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why are white women dating more black guys than ever?

You Only Live Twice

Octopussy

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Ah so!”

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

A View to a Kill

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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From Russia With Love

Live and Let Die

-J W Pepper

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Goldfinger

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Dr No

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.